Top 10 Things About Morning Musume Right Now

20 Dec

After a debate with Morningtime over what the top 10 things about momusu are and completely disagreeing with his Ai filled list, i decided to make my own.
Top 10 Things about Morning Musume Right Now According to Hexi:

10: Kusumi Koharu’s graduation:

Ok, this is a little mean i guess but as much as i sort of liked the girl, you can’t deny that the absense of her undeserved solo lines and live performance ruining voice will mean bigger and better things for the likes of Eri, Sayu and JunJun. Sorry Koha, but i’m just not going to miss you that much….

9: Mitsui Aika
LOADS of people are gonna flame me for this one but i can’t help it. she’s so cute! she’s like a cat!
she’s not really my second favourite anymore but she reminds me of sayu she she first joined, background noise really. no one payed her much attention and she can’t sing for jack. but look at sayu now!
people complain about her lack of sex appeal…. she’s only like 16 people! jesus!

8: Merchandise
There’s no denying that the quality of Hello! Project merchandise has shot up recently. but with the appearence of tshirts with faces printed on the front, phone straps and amazing photo sets the Merchandise is totally an “up” with H!P right now. we just need some individual torso towels and member rubix cubes back now and we’re all set!

7: Niigaki Risa as sub-leader
Bring on the day when Ai leaves and Gaki takes over.
although taking the Gokkie number down to only one member is a bit of a sad thought……

6: The posibility of new meat!
So, this line-up has stayed the same for almost 3 years. as much as it’s awesome and all i’m ready to see some new blood and see if we can’t get back some of the range of characters we used to have within momusu.
now Koharu has graduated, maybe we’ll start hearing something about new auditions!

5: Sayumi’s Ego
I love Sayu, that’s no secret, and the thing i like most about her is her gigatic ego! she’s so self focused it’s hilarious. i think i relate to her a bit because of it. i have a big ego, nowhere near the size of sayus but big enough. 😛

Kamei Eri
There is absolutely nothing to dislike about this girl! she has an amazing voice, gorgeous face, perfect hair…. and she's started to get more solo lines and leads in singles! the girl is a living goddess, now bow to her lovely yaeba smile!

3: Sayu’s moles
they’re cute and perfect. a bit like another of my favourite member’s….

She’s a legend, cute, interesting, funny….. cute….. she has it all! she’s like a package of awesome.

last but not least, the best thing about Morning Musume right now:


Sayumi Michishige!!

I can just hear the yells of “OMG!” and “WTF!” and “HEXI YOU NEED A SLAP!”
sticks and stones people.
the girl has everything, cute, sexy, ice princess, quirks we never thought we’d hear (just watch her have the punishments in Hello! Morning!) there’s nothing bad about this girl. even her voice has improved one hell of a lot and she’s actually nice to listen to now!
Sayu is the bestest thing about morning musume. without her i would have little to no interest.
so there.
have a photo and bathe in her awesomeness


6 Responses to “Top 10 Things About Morning Musume Right Now”

  1. Shirow December 20, 2009 at 4:21 pm #

    I got to the part where you like Aika and I stopped reading.

    You’ve lost massive cool points for this.

    • Hexi December 20, 2009 at 4:34 pm #

      dude…. i’m a Japanophile. cool doesn’t factor into it. 😛

  2. morningtime December 20, 2009 at 4:33 pm #

    There’s a few mistakes in this list. At number 10 you said “you can’t deny that the absense of her undeserved solo lines and live performance ruining voice will mean bigger and better things for the likes of Eri, Sayu and JunJun”. Surely that’s a mistake. Sayu’s voice is easily as bad.

    9. It should read “she’s only liked 16 people”.

    7. We all know they’ll leave together. Ai & Niigaki will be a duo to rival IshiYossie.

    4. Nothing to dislike? How about her ego nearly rivalling Sayu’s?

    3. Sayu’s moles may be perfect but her skin isn’t. Yuck.

    2. This should have been number 9 or 8 behind 7 Ai-chan points.



  3. morningtime December 20, 2009 at 4:34 pm #

    Doh! Point 9 should say “she’s only liked by 16 people”.

    • Hexi December 20, 2009 at 4:36 pm #

      knew i’d get flamed for that one. haha

  4. thejuggernaut December 20, 2009 at 6:21 pm #

    you can count me in as part of Sayumi’s legion of devoted fans… i think most people misunderstand her personality and paint her with a 2d brush… if you listen to her radio shows, you can see that Sayumi has a multi faceted personality and is very aware of her shortcomings…
    also for her bad skin… i just need to fly over to Nippon, with a gallon of St. Ives Collagen Elastin, and slowly, slowly, 😀 lather it on her for a thousand days and nights… 😀 hhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehe

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